Sunday, January 10, 2010

Of pain and other things

Pain is over hyped. Plain and Simple. Now I can almost visualize a set of people, which we shall henceforth refer to as the set of reader's of this blog, (whose cardinality, it is suspected, is zero) but anyhow, let us for a moment assume that the cardinality of this set is not zero, then I can understand that there'll be quite a few hands raised from within that set, and I have a feeling those hands will have been raised to know what I mean by that statement.

Right. So what DO I mean by that statement? You see, in the past week alone, I have seen a talkshow hosting a man who has written about "Those ugly facts meat companies dont want you to know", read an article about another man who has written about "Humane slaughtering of poultry", and finally, the real kicker, seen a flier about an auction of "Meat from Humanely slaughtered cows" or something of that sort.

Now before I snigger out very loudly, or kick my foot extremely hard against the wall, or do both at the same time, I want to make it clear that I DO understand what makes people try to be "Humane" to animals they are about to eat. You see, people (ahem) believe that there is nothing worse than inflicting pain unto another living organism, and conversely, the worse that a living organism could feel is when it is experiencing pain. Here pain is defined (for the most part) as physical pain. ie, to a specific set of things that could happen to your physical person, your brain reacts in a certain way (which is precisely what this feeling of pain is), and the biological imperative for this is that it is supposed to warn you of some sort of danger that your physical person is facing, or to draw your attention to some part of your body that needs immediate attention.

Now people who advocate humane (painless) slaughtering of edible(I can see some people having a heartattack at this point) animals do it based on the premise that "since the animal has to die, why subject it to pain". Translated to language we can understand, it reads as "Why let the organism know that it is facing mortal danger when it isnt the kind of danger it can protect itself from"?

Right. Now let me portray another situation here. The way we defined pain, as something that lets you know if you are in physical danger, we can define "Emotional Duress", or Emotional pain as the knowledge that you are about to experience physical pain. So an example of a state of emotional duress is when you know that you are about to be shot in the next 10 minutes. And let us assume for the sake of argument that your death is essential for the human population (let us say that you are a known terrorist, or a mass murderer), just as the death of farm animals is essential for the human population (as a source of protein). Then someone comes along and says, "right, just shoot him, but dont tell him that he is about to be shot, because this is not the kind of danger he can protect himself from" (let us assume that there are a 100 AK-47's trained on you, so the chance you have of saving yourself in this situation is as small as the chance the chicken has of suddenly flying away before being cut) .

I dont see any justification (of the moral kind) of a statement like that. Since you have to die, what difference does it make if you know that you are about to die? This situation is ridiculous, and i think the staunchest supporters of Humane slaughtering of (edible) animals will agree with me. And I think the analysis holds for the other system as well. Its just an arbitrary line drawn in the sand. Tomorrow somebody could come up and say "Look, animals have equal rights. So since they cant eat you, you shouldnt be able to eat them". So I find people clamouring for humane-ity pretty gay (in the Southpark sense).

Bring me my meat squealing.thats the way its supposed to be. yargh

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

just yesterday i was thinking along similar lines and i came up with two scenarios:
1. PETP- of plants that is, that would be some fucked up shit.

2. PETA realises that for true ethical treatment of animals, they must have the right to vote and stuff like that.

but now that i think about it, maybe the second isn't as dire as i was previously thinking, because elections are anyways random events, if anything animals electing our representatives would be less biased. why there is even a chance that they would elect someone who would reclassify Peta as a terrorist organization.

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

4:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeh anonymous koi bandi toh nahi hai?

8:40 AM  
Blogger Kraneia said...

So you DO like meat, or no?

I don't eat a lot, but I do eat it. And laugh at the folks picketing in front of McDonald's. Mainly because instead of drawing attention to vegetarianism, they're giving Micky D's free advertising. But that's just me.

I dunno though......if animals were given the right to vote, we might see some changin'.

ANYTHING just about is better than what we've gotten ourselves into.

And pain? I don't do pain.
It hurts too much.

:-P
Scratch

12:25 PM  
Blogger Shobhita said...

quite a read..!

12:04 PM  

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