Cheesy poofs
Adulthood sucks. I mean this whole concept of having to be up till 3 at night because you can, and if you dont you are "still in school" and all that crap sucks ass. Just think of it. This is specially true of people who try to be up till 3 by watching tv series with 20 minute epsiodes. watching amovie is a good way to stay up till 3, but then i dont know what happened to my movie habit. Movies just switched off once i started watching tv series. I think its the sheer repetetiveness ofthe whole damn process that gets to me. the only thing i seem to be doing all the time is selecting a new file to play, with 20 minutes of rest in between, as if selecting said file to play in unsaid avi player were analogous to wanking. everything else is analogous to what logically seems the most plausible candidate for it to be analogous to.
No. night time is to be meant fer sleep and nothing else. in fact, we should go to sleep as soon as it gets dark, which is around 6 PM these days, and wake up when its bright and sunny again, because, well, waking up before its bright and sunny during holidays sucks. and is reserved fer parents only. because they have to till the land fer me to have enough money to support my drug habit. And day time should be tastefully occupied by watching educational pornography, eating light dainty morsels pleasant on the tongue and to our respective humours, and in between, get some reading done while lazing around like a big anaconda in a bigger bathtub filled to the brim with lukewarm water.
Of course, i could envision grander ways to spend my waking hours, but come on. i am a pragmatist. I cant just dream about lazing around in a big soft bed filled with the fur from persian cats and the choicest handpicked cunts. It just aint possible. but ye, what i described in the last paragraph is. In fact, I just realized, this is what brainless american blonde daughters of millionaires (BaBeDOM) do. except the porn maybe. But then again, who knows? Maybe what they say about BaBeDOM is true.
true? time to bru some hot strong coffee, poppy. The reference to Cheesy Poofs was a red herring, indirectly advertising Cheesy Poofs based on the (assumed and obvious) premise that Cheesy poofs make you insane, and (assumed and obvious) premise that insanity is the beast thing. Topmost top thing. 10/10 makes a perfect ten.
Ooh, and I almost forgot amidst all the scatological literary equivalents. Happy Yulemas. Find a mistletoe, find a hot chick, and do the needful.
Merry Christmas
No. night time is to be meant fer sleep and nothing else. in fact, we should go to sleep as soon as it gets dark, which is around 6 PM these days, and wake up when its bright and sunny again, because, well, waking up before its bright and sunny during holidays sucks. and is reserved fer parents only. because they have to till the land fer me to have enough money to support my drug habit. And day time should be tastefully occupied by watching educational pornography, eating light dainty morsels pleasant on the tongue and to our respective humours, and in between, get some reading done while lazing around like a big anaconda in a bigger bathtub filled to the brim with lukewarm water.
Of course, i could envision grander ways to spend my waking hours, but come on. i am a pragmatist. I cant just dream about lazing around in a big soft bed filled with the fur from persian cats and the choicest handpicked cunts. It just aint possible. but ye, what i described in the last paragraph is. In fact, I just realized, this is what brainless american blonde daughters of millionaires (BaBeDOM) do. except the porn maybe. But then again, who knows? Maybe what they say about BaBeDOM is true.
true? time to bru some hot strong coffee, poppy. The reference to Cheesy Poofs was a red herring, indirectly advertising Cheesy Poofs based on the (assumed and obvious) premise that Cheesy poofs make you insane, and (assumed and obvious) premise that insanity is the beast thing. Topmost top thing. 10/10 makes a perfect ten.
Ooh, and I almost forgot amidst all the scatological literary equivalents. Happy Yulemas. Find a mistletoe, find a hot chick, and do the needful.
Merry Christmas
posted by '~-)Sandman(-~' at 12:49 PM
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went to a U2 tribute concert and listened to U2 songs; enjoyed the dance of the hot belly dancer on a song I can't remember the name of; felt sorry for her cuz of her skimpy clothes and the cold weather and the chilly winds; had a chicken quesadilla for 4$ with sides of chips and salsa, and loved it.
Seems I'm doing much better than you :P
hmm....
and since when have you started picking on people residing in third world countries/??
:P
btw me hates ppl who make a playlist to watch those tv serials. these guys have zero dedication.
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