Reflections on Shit (A Humble attempt to comprehend the complexities and subtleties involving consumption of shit)
Shit...
i can almost smell it...
"To (eat) shit or not to (eat) shit...that is the question"
-Shakespeare
Face it, if u dont talk shit...u hear it...
and inspite of the fact that i really dont have any affinity to shit...
still i'd rather spread it around than take it in...
U either make shit...or you eat it...
and eating shit is the ultimate demise for an intellectual being
Of course..there can be several heirarchial levels...
wherein one CAN in theory process shit processed by someone else and throw it out...
In fact all the shit that YOU produce is consumed by some poor fellow in some cranny of this world
(Feel Guilty the next time you shit)
shitty shitkins of a shitbag
confounded pickled gherkin
Of course another theoretical possibilty we can examine is a "Feedback" mechanism ...
u feed on ur own shit and refine it...
make it even more devoid of any useful contents that it might have...
come to think of it...nature rarely shows such phantasmagorical extravagance...but here we see one...
The shit we produce might not be unadulterated shit at all..
Inspite of the fact that i made a statement before that consuming shit may lead to an untimely intellectual demise which might otherwise under similar circumstances have been avoided, the statement made here itself being a very good example of shit that YOU are consuming at this moment and thereby running the risk of an untimely intellectual demise...
Shit..
so where were we....
ok...untimely intellectual demise...no...feedback mechanism..
so yeah
nature should have an inbuilt feedback mechanism...
or rather an inbuilt FORCEfeedback mechanism...
so that the shit goes around in a cycle until its completely devoid of anything that might be remotely useful to the human body...
think of it...
Eventually the human race is bound to need such a mechanism..
inability to eat shit is going to be the ultimate cause for the untimely demise of the human race...
when there will be 50 billion people on the face of this earth...
The feedback mechanism is the only thing that can work..
Of course...
perpetual motion is not possible...
but still this can serve us well...
Of course, every spark of genius is accompanied by a myriad of problems, albeit technical , but problems all the same...
Thermodynamics prohibits sustenance of perpetual motion...
otherwise we'd have been home and dry...
for example...
we produce about half a kilo of shit a day...about 50 percent is completely useless...
so when there are 50 billion ppl on this earth....how do you process that much shit??
Here is where the real spark of genius comes in...
We could make planets....
Think of it
if N = number of people , then amount of shit produced is directly proprtional to number of ppl..
and so is the number of people transferred to exotic locations for ever...
Hmm...truely...an Idea can change your life...
so the population always remains under control...
yippeeeee
Shit...that was goo....
(That typo was intentional)
In the end, i'd like to say(with all the air of sombre modesty that I can muster at this august moment of my victory in the battle that I have sustained for so long against all those kleptomaniacal baboons who did not believe in the Power of Shit) hope to have(in fact I am as sure of it as the fact that the sun actually rises from the west ) contributed to extending the longevity of the human race....
As some wise man once said..."I am sailing into the unknown...."(yeah...somebody with an IQ of above 140 must have said...ok...i did...)....
i hope others as brave as this valiant Shit-knight will also dare to look beyond...
ps: I am hoping to get felicitatory mails from people thrilled at the prospect of spending the rest of their mortal, as well the whole of their immortal lives on PLANET SHIT....
i can almost smell it...
"To (eat) shit or not to (eat) shit...that is the question"
-Shakespeare
Face it, if u dont talk shit...u hear it...
and inspite of the fact that i really dont have any affinity to shit...
still i'd rather spread it around than take it in...
U either make shit...or you eat it...
and eating shit is the ultimate demise for an intellectual being
Of course..there can be several heirarchial levels...
wherein one CAN in theory process shit processed by someone else and throw it out...
In fact all the shit that YOU produce is consumed by some poor fellow in some cranny of this world
(Feel Guilty the next time you shit)
shitty shitkins of a shitbag
confounded pickled gherkin
Of course another theoretical possibilty we can examine is a "Feedback" mechanism ...
u feed on ur own shit and refine it...
make it even more devoid of any useful contents that it might have...
come to think of it...nature rarely shows such phantasmagorical extravagance...but here we see one...
The shit we produce might not be unadulterated shit at all..
Inspite of the fact that i made a statement before that consuming shit may lead to an untimely intellectual demise which might otherwise under similar circumstances have been avoided, the statement made here itself being a very good example of shit that YOU are consuming at this moment and thereby running the risk of an untimely intellectual demise...
Shit..
so where were we....
ok...untimely intellectual demise...no...feedback mechanism..
so yeah
nature should have an inbuilt feedback mechanism...
or rather an inbuilt FORCEfeedback mechanism...
so that the shit goes around in a cycle until its completely devoid of anything that might be remotely useful to the human body...
think of it...
Eventually the human race is bound to need such a mechanism..
inability to eat shit is going to be the ultimate cause for the untimely demise of the human race...
when there will be 50 billion people on the face of this earth...
The feedback mechanism is the only thing that can work..
Of course...
perpetual motion is not possible...
but still this can serve us well...
Of course, every spark of genius is accompanied by a myriad of problems, albeit technical , but problems all the same...
Thermodynamics prohibits sustenance of perpetual motion...
otherwise we'd have been home and dry...
for example...
we produce about half a kilo of shit a day...about 50 percent is completely useless...
so when there are 50 billion ppl on this earth....how do you process that much shit??
Here is where the real spark of genius comes in...
We could make planets....
Think of it
if N = number of people , then amount of shit produced is directly proprtional to number of ppl..
and so is the number of people transferred to exotic locations for ever...
Hmm...truely...an Idea can change your life...
so the population always remains under control...
yippeeeee
Shit...that was goo....
(That typo was intentional)
In the end, i'd like to say(with all the air of sombre modesty that I can muster at this august moment of my victory in the battle that I have sustained for so long against all those kleptomaniacal baboons who did not believe in the Power of Shit) hope to have(in fact I am as sure of it as the fact that the sun actually rises from the west ) contributed to extending the longevity of the human race....
As some wise man once said..."I am sailing into the unknown...."(yeah...somebody with an IQ of above 140 must have said...ok...i did...)....
i hope others as brave as this valiant Shit-knight will also dare to look beyond...
ps: I am hoping to get felicitatory mails from people thrilled at the prospect of spending the rest of their mortal, as well the whole of their immortal lives on PLANET SHIT....
posted by '~-)Sandman(-~' at 5:00 AM
8 Comments:
hmmph...mr.high-handed are you ?
i woould suggest an appropriate literature survey before publishing works that are seemingly guilty of plagarism. i has been a long-standing and widely accepted fact [1] that the messes at certain institutes ar directly linked to the nearest shit deposition centers.
[1] Phaedrus et.al (2005)
hmmph...mr.high-handed are you ?
i woould suggest an appropriate literature survey before publishing works that are seemingly guilty of plagarism. it has been a long-standing and widely accepted fact [1] that the messes at certain institutes ar directly linked to the nearest shit deposition centers.
[1] Phaedrus et.al (2005)
hmmph...mr.high-handed are you ?
i woould suggest an appropriate literature survey before publishing works that are seemingly guilty of plagarism. it has been a long-standing and widely accepted fact [1] that the messes at certain institutes at directly linked to the nearest shit deposition centers.
[1] Phaedrus et.al (2005)
hmmph...mr.high-handed are you ?
i woould suggest an appropriate literature survey before publishing works that are seemingly guilty of plagarism. it has been a long-standing and widely accepted fact [1] that the messes at certain institutes are directly linked to the nearest shit deposition centers.
[1] Phaedrus et.al (2005)
oh....really dearest??
phaedrus dearest...believe me...but i could not comprehend how thy frugal means could have come up with a literary piece that took
me 2 billion dollars of research grants to dig up facts for
;-)
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