Mongrels and other lazy procrastinators

Well.... so here we are again... I must tell the fictitious reader that I am deeply concerned that I am over shiting on my own blog.A shithouse can also be taken beyond repair you know. Why , I still remember the days when this place had a beautiful mahogany panelled...whatever..you get the point I suppose
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Which brings me to the question, Why do we blog? It is, as many might (or might not) agree , a fad these days. I mean cmon. You honestly dont believe the bare your soul shit to the heavens shit? And even if some one were indeed baring his/her soul in the understood sense of the term, whatever would make some one read it. Here I am not taking into account the not so infrequent occurence of making your friends go through your blog with a beretta cocked at their temples (I being an eminent practitioner par excellence of this dying form of art) Indeed, In the words of Ace Ventura , "Denial can be a dangerous thing", something that you understand in its full glory only when you find youself in similar circumstances , with a cold hard steel barrell sticking up your arse. Whatever.
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Those who do not blog on the other hand, find it a highly tiresome and gruesome and obnoxious (dear, whatever happened to my vocabulary) actuvity. But well, in the absence of good quality Females and/or pornography (good quality too) , what else can one do? Its a sad situation to find oneself in. Lack of females at this juncture in ones life can be deadly. When you have Hormones pumping through your veins (sorry, I flunked Biology) or wherever they are s'posed to be pumping through, you need an outlet for your carnal desires. well, almost literally, you need parking space. Well whatever. I can almost visualize some decent peace loving folk who might have ventured out onto these unchartered waters getting a heartattack of sorts at the level of detail I am going into. Well, i'll make it short and sweet . We all need SEX . A simple three letter word, but dangerously effective at quelling the need to blog.
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Well.So where were we? Yeah, why do we blog. Oh well, coz we have nothing else to do...thats why. What did you think eh? I wouldnt suppose that we can fill in our dearth of good quality women, or good quality pornography by writing. Well, I dont suppose that women would fall for a guy because he can write (though lemme tell any girl who is reading this, and this is not self advertising or anything, that I am oozing in the primeaval sex appeal that is so necessary in order to take the sequence of events that eventually lead to ...whatever... or maybe more than one whatever. If you are good baby, I can help you get three or four whatevers..whatever). Oh well. see, nothing happened..not even a phone call to check whether I am worth it or not...damn
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So now you see, why we blog? Because we are free-males. Not that we like it (aw shit...I hate it in fact..bitch) But well, whats there next to getting laid or watching some one get laid by a playboy playmate ? why writing about it of course. So there you are. We are rabbits residing in a happy world filled with nasty grey wolves, which I am sure is not too uncommon..whatever
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ps: Anybody with good quality porn? I dont watch horses and human girls, or men and bitches, or elephants and 13 year old asian brunettes or whatever. I find it most disgusting